Don't Make a Scene: Blade Runner

The Story: There's a lot of problems with "Blade Runner." For instance, what does the term "Blade Runner" have to do with anything? Why did director Ridley Scott decide that he liked the androids better than the human beings in the story, thus tilting it so out-of-whack that folks question whether the cop-assassin-hero is a "replicant" himself? But everyone can agree that the ending is perfection (except that if, in this society, all animals--like owls, snakes--are extinct enought to be replicated, where did the dove come from?). Oh, and the narration. The latest "version" of "Blade Runner"--"The Final Cut" (yeah, sure) has no narration at all. Most of it (written primarily by Roland Kibbee) was unnecessary--pointless and only reinforcing information that could be gleaned in context from the film. The last narration worked, though, and so we're including it in the scene (as a bonus, we're including David Webb Peoples' superior narration* post-asterisk).

The Set-up: "Blade Runner" Rick Deckard has been called out of retirement by the LAPD to destroy four fugitive replicants--androids with a life-expiration of four years--who have murdered in a desperate search to gain more life-time. After "retiring" three of the four, Deckard more than meets his match in the desperate leader, Roy Batty. As we join the scene, Deckard has made a desperate roof-top leap to escape death, and hangs precariously from a beam, as Batty looms over him. Action!


Roy Batty: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it means to be a slave.


Deckard can no longer hang on.

As he loses his grip, he spits at Batty,



who "like lightning" grabs Deckard by the wrist


and pulls him up to the roof, throwing him down.

Then, sits down in front of the exhausted Deckard, holding in his hand, a dove.
Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Roy Batty: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Roy Batty: I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those...moments will be lost, in time... like... tears.... in rain.




(He smiles)

Roy Batty: Time...to die..


(He smiles, fades, and drops his head. The dove flies free)

Deckard(VO): I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last few moments, he loved life more than he ever had before.


Deckard(VO): Not just his life. Anybody's life. My life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want.

Deckard(VO): Where do I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got?

Deckard(VO): All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

Gaff (yelling from the adjacent roof-top): You've done a man's job, sir! I guess you're through, huh?

Deckard: Finished.

Gaff (He throws Deckard's gun to him, walks away--stops and turns back): It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

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*DECKARD (V.O.): I watched him die all night. It was a long, slow thing and he fought it all the way. He never whimpered and he never quit. He took all the time he had... as though he loved life very much... every second of it... even the pain. Then he was dead.

"Blade Runner"

Words by Hampton Fancher, David Webb Peoples, Roland Kibbee, Rutger Hauer

Pictures by Jordan Cronenweth and Ridley Scott

Blade Runner: The Final Cut is available on DVD (in many versions) on Warner Home Video.

For John

The first Theatrical version (1982)

Scott's new "Final cut" (2007)

"Workprint" version