Regrets Only

Gentle Readers:

Sadly, the recent spate of movie releases have been dispiriting. 


No.  That makes it sound like it's my fault.


The truth is: Movies Suck.


I have a hard time writing good reviews about bad movies, or even bad reviews about bad movies (it's a breeze writing bad reviews about good movies, however).


This is just too much work.  I have a lot of things on my plate, and I just can't keep up with the schedule of a daily blog about movies.


So, sadly, regretfully, I'm actually going to live up to the ironic title of my blog...and actually NOT talk about movies...no more...forever.  Sadly, this will curtail the upcoming "Now I've Seen Everything" articles on Robert Redford (who has a new movie coming out) and James Cameron (who doesn't), my exploration of the unwritten agreement between directors and audiences, and a diversion about unreliable narrators in movies.


But, unfortunately, movies suck.  There's just no more not to say.


Uh...I think that's right.


Anyway, Simon gets my notebook.

Nah.