Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts

Friday, May 24, 2013

Star Trek Into Darkness

It's Ongoing Mission:
To Explore Strange New Worlds, 
To Seek Out New Life and New Civilizations, 
And to Shamelessly Retread Where the Old Series Has Already Gone Before.
(Oh, and Lens Flares.  Lots of Lens Flares)

I'm disappointed.

The first Star Trek (Beta Two) did a great job of re-imagining the '60's sci-fi mythos of a 23rd century, and dragging it, shouting and flaring and shaking the camera, into the 21st Century.  It shook the faithful, too, reinforced what was great about the series (the characters, frankly) and what wasn't (a little too Hornblower and "Wagon Train to the Stars," too-vintage TV concepts, and the Enterprise corridors always seemed like a circular Ramada Inn). 


The 2009 Star Trek of J.J. Abrams was a game-changer.  It completely exploded (and sometimes imploded) the Star Trek Universe that was starting to harden (the way it did with the Star Wars Universe) with continuity.  That's the way it goes with science fiction series: everything that seemed fresh in the first go-'round, becomes rote and repeatable and formulaic, given a timeline and a structure, and the creativity becomes more about stretching the budget as opposed to stretching the possibilities, or the minds of the audience.  It was ever thus, with "Star Trek."  After its first season and a half, that saw scripts by some of science-fiction's best and brightest, "Star Trek" (the original series) was becoming rote, concentrating on relationships (there was a rotating "crewman-in-love" every week with the exceptions, significantly, of Sulu and Lt. Uhura) and planets that had remarkable resemblances to Earth.  When the movies came along, all of them (including the "Next Generation" movies, which had strictly prohibited the habit in its TV run) settled into the "Khan" pattern of having a central antagonist, rather than dealing with a cosmic crisis or ethical problem dictated by a planet's sociological peculiarities.*

But the Star Trek retro-fit changed the rules.  By altering the Trek timeline, the series could literally "go" anywhere to the "strange new worlds"—or old ones—of the mission statement from the "series bible."  So, for me, it's something of a lost opportunity that the first adventure out of the space-dock is a re-visit, tinkering with a too-obvious choice of what to "fix" and particularly re-writing one of the films to mixed results.

Not that Star Trek Into Darkness isn't fun—let's say that upfront—and never short of entertaining, taking full advantage of the shifted relationships of the Enterprise's new-old complement, but never straying from them that much to incorporate anyone new.  

This crew is more squabbly than the one from the Shatner-Nimoy-Kelley days. Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) and Mr. Spock (Zachary Quinto) have an uneasy truce, still getting to know each other, and wondering why they should take a mutual mentor's advice that their alliance is mutually beneficial.  Kirk and Scotty (Simon Pegg, still delightful) are at odds over Kirk's motivations for a trip into Klingon territory and Mr. Scott takes a leave of absence from the crew, briefly, to be replaced by Mr. Chekhov (Anton Yelchin, who is underutilized, and frankly needed the job) as Chief Engineer.  And the unlikely romance between Lt. Uhura (Zoe Saldana) and Spock is going through some warp-turbulence**—seems she thinks Spock is a little too aggressive in doing his duty and passive in accepting death, a nice little argument against the events of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, which is further touched on throughout the movie.

Oh, that mission across the Klingon Neutral Zone mentioned earlier is to take out a terrorist, John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch, quite brilliant in this), who seems to be on a personal revenge campaign against Star Fleet, blowing up a London facility, and seeking asylum among the newly imagined bumpy-headed warriors on Kronos.  Kirk is charged by the hawkish Admiral Marcus (Peter Weller) to find Harrison and fire some specially designed photon torpedoes at him with extreme prejudice.  To say anything more in the way of plot would be to spoil all sorts of little surprises and one big surprise in the film, which would be some sort of violation of the Movie Prime Directive.  I say that with some irony as once things start being revealed, the movie doesn't go off the rails, but rather travels a little too closely on them.  Oh, it has its own spin, and one that makes a shade more sense than ... Damn.  I can't even say that.  Let's merely say that for an alternate universe, this one sure provokes a sense of deja vu.***  For me, it seems a bit like the franchise is playing it very, very safe, which is particularly sad after its terrific (and risky) relaunch.  Not a good sign, especially as Abrams is moving on (to helm the first Disney "Star Wars" film).  

We need to go a bit more boldly next time.


Star Trek Into Darkness is a Matinee.  Dammit, Jim!






* Even Star Trek: First Contact took the brilliant conceit of a collective-mind tribe like the Borg, and created a never-before-seen "Borg Queen" as its antagonist.

** Small trekkie annoyance: Throughout the movie, she calls him "Spock."  Aren't they intimate enough that she can use his first name?  He has one, and the joke in the series was "You couldn't pronounce it."  Okay.  But she's an alien linguist.  So, if anyone could... Oh!  And another thing—at one point Kirk accuses Spock of "throwing me under the bus."   How archaic a reference is that?  Especially considering that seemingly everything floats in this universe.  Go ahead, throw him under a bus, it's going to sail right over him!  Now, if he'd said, "throw me into the warp-core"...heh, that would have been more appropriate. 

 *** Unrelated to those thoughts, but along the same lines: Cumberbatch's villain is the latest in a recent line of what should now be considered a new movie trope—the villain who lets himself be captured, following in the heels of The Joker in The Dark Knight, Loki in The Avengers, and Silva in Skyfall.   Okay, screen-writers, "you just don't get it, do you?"

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Don't Make a Scene: Star Trek


The Story: This isn't your Daddy's Star Trek.  The conceit of the J.J. Abrams directed franchise-saver is that History has been unalterably changed—so all that Starfleet history you knew...pfft...all gone.  It happened in syndication over and over, alright, like being stuck in a gravity-anomaly time-loop, but with the events of this movie and the planned intervention of a time-travelling Romulan mining processor, everything is different, and many continuity wrongs can be righted (like that 1990's Eugenics War that supposedly birthed Khan—but didn't happen, at least I didn't read about it—or the episode titled "Spock's Brain"). 

Oh...and all those Vulcans.

The changing of the Vulcan race into a Space diaspora is at once an interesting and oddly upsetting choice.  Those "pointy-eared," "green-blooded" "hobglobins" dominated so much of "Trek" history, being so calm, so collected, so...damned logical, that they served more of a purpose as intergalactic kill-joys (what's the opposite of a "drama-queen?") and Voices of Reason (plus, they were everywhere), which scotched the Captain Horatio Hornblower-styled space adventures (and "cowboy-diplomacy") of the The Original Series* (that, and the minuscule budgets of the first series, precluded the exotic, as those Styrofoam boulders and tulip chairs could get expensive).

So, "culling" the Vulcans took away "Star Trek's" safety-net.

Also, it created drama-ripples in The Enterprise Trifecta**—that being Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, and Dr. McCoy.  One wonders why they ever needed a conference-room on The U.S.S. Enterprise, as things were usually discussed, options debated, arguments broached and decisions made between these three HOD's:***  Kirk was the romantic crown of power with Final Authority and responsibility; "First/Science Officer" Spock was the logical one, using odds and formulas and The Scientific Method to calculate the optimum course; Chief Medical Officer McCoy was a humanist, whose POV included ethics, morality and 30cc's of the Hippocratic Oath.  The typical scene would be Kirk poses problem/Spock offers solution/McCoy brings up implications/Spock dismisses them airily/McCoy raises an eyebrow and his voice, then makes it personal/Kirk says: "Gentlemen, gentlemen...," mollifies them...then does what he wants.

Here, the three men encounter each other for the first time, with unusual results—Kirk and Spock are at odds, and McCoy (played by Karl Urban) is taking Spock's side.  Raised eyebrows ensue.

And Spock—Spock's a jerk.  In control, condescending, and gratingly pointed in his observations and accusations, he uses his intellect and unflappable veneer to use Kirk's emotions and history against him, and—in a way that Leonard Nimoy's mandarin aloofness never allowed—does it with a superior, one might say "cruel," smile on his face.  Sure, Kirk is too cocky by half and needs to be taken down a deck or two, but does the half-human Spock have to enjoy it so much?  Before long, everyone is going to suffer and learn lessons of humility...in fact, it has already begun.

Oh, by the way, if the dialogue is a little hard to follow, as it's broken up by its appearance under screen-captures, blame the director, who wanted to "keep it moving."  The energy he instilled in this "reboot," extended to camera movement, as well (Still—which the camera never is—some of those moves are pretty clever).  

The Set-Up: Starfleet Cadet James Kirk (Chris Pine) has just "beaten" the "no-win scenario" in an Academy simulator—the Kobayashi Maru.**** But, he did it in a way "that had the virtue of never having been tried"—he "changed the conditions of the test," by re-programming the simulator.  In Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, he got a commendation, but, here, he's about to be drummed out of Starfleet by Admiral Bennett (yes, that is Tyler Perry), his chief accuser being someone he's never met in this version of events, Commander Spock (Zachary Quinto).

Action! Full thrusters!


ADMIRAL BARNETT: This session we must address a troubling matter.


BARNETT: James T. Kirk, step forward.



BARNETT: Cadet Kirk...

BARNETT: Evidence has been submitted...

BARNETT: ...to this council that...


BARNETT: ...you violated the ethical code of conduct...


BARNETT: ...persuant to Regulation 174.3...


BARNETT: ...of the Starfleet Code.


BARNETT: Is there anything you care to say before we begin?
KIRK:  Sir?


KIRK:  Yes, I believe I have the right to face my accuser directly.


Bennett nods to Spock in the audience, who stands.

BARNETT: Step forward, please.  This is Commander...


BARNETT: ...Spock.  He is one of our most...


BARNETT: ...distinguished graduates.  He has programmed...


BARNETT: ...the Kobayashi Maru exam...


BARNETT: ...for the last four years.


BARNETT: Commander...
SPOCK: Cadet Kirk...


SPOCK: ...you somehow managed to install a sub-routine thus changing the conditons of the test...


KIRK: Your point being...?


BARNETT: In academic vernacular, you cheated.


The assembled students murmur at the charge.


KIRK: Let me ask you something I think we all know the answer to...


KIRK: ...the test itself is a cheat...

KIRK: ...isn't it?


KIRK: You programmed it to be unwinnable...
SPOCK: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scenario.


KIRK: I don't believe in "no-win scenarios."


SPOCK: Then, not only did you violate the rules, you also failed to understand the principal lesson.


KIRK: Enlighten me.
SPOCK: You, of all people should know, Cadet Kirk...


SPOCK: ...a Starfleet Captain cannot cheat death.

Again, the cadets murmur.


KIRK: "I, of all people..."

SPOCK: Your father, Lieutenant George Kirk, assumed command of...


SPOCK: ...his vessel, before being killed in action, did he not?


KIRK: I don't think you like the fact that I beat your test...


SPOCK: Furthermore...


SPOCK: ...you have failed to divine the purpose of the test...
KIRK: Enlighten me...


KIRK: ...again.
SPOCK: The purpose is to experience...

SPOCK: ...fear.
SPOCK: Fear in the face of certain death....

SPOCK: ...to accept that fear and maintain control of oneself...

SPOCK: ...and one's crew.  This is a quality ...

SPOCK: ...expected of every Starfleet Captain.

STARFLEET PAGE: ...Excuse me, sir...

BARNETT: We've received a distress call...

BARNETT: ...from Vulcan.

BARNETT: With our Primary Fleet involved in the Loren System...

BARNETT: I hereby order all cadets...

BARNETT: ...to Hangar 1...

BARNETT: ...immediately.  Dismissed.

KIRK: Who was that pointy-eared bastard?

McCOY: I don't know.

McCOY: But, I liked him.


Star Trek

Words by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman

Pictures by Daniel Mindel and J.J. Abrams

Star Trek is available on DVD from Paramount Home Entertainment.



"In another reality...we might have been...friends..."
Leonard Nimoy and The Shatner as The Original Spock and Kirk

* On top of that, the Vulcans...and Mr. Spock, specifically...were used too often for easy counter-point humor and deus ex machina plot resolutions That became rote after awhile.  That...and they had more tricks (mind-melds, neck-pinches, katra transfers) than Batman had pockets in his utility belt.  ("Obviously, I survived, Captain...due to the Vulcan seven toes on my left Vulcan foot").

** Um...I'm sure there was an episode with that title SOME-where...

*** And Freudian stand-in's: McCoy is the Id, Spock the Super-ego, and Kirk the Ego.

**** The "Kobayashi Maru" test was first mentioned in Nicholas Meyer's film of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

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